St. Patrick's Day [for Will]

Helen actually hadn't drunk very much at St. Patrick's Day, considering she was English and wasn't particularly inclined to get overly excited about an Irish holiday but Will had seemed very into the idea both of celebrating the holiday and getting pleasantly buzzed. Helen was inclined to let him; he'd taken care of her drunk more than once, after all, but it seemed Will was getting a little close to over imbibing. Imagining the best way to get him home was a promise of better things to come, she smoothed down her dress and leaned over to whisper in his ear.

"Would you like to go to bed, Will?"